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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"Hey, everybody, I'm Chinese!" And everyone gets mad."Stop making that face. That's...

"Hey, everybody, I'm Chinese!" And everyone gets mad.
"Stop making that face. That's offensive." "What?" "This is how I feel inside."

Full Transcript

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"Hey, everybody, I'm Chinese!"
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And everyone gets mad. "Stop making that face. That's offensive."
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"What?"
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"This is how I feel inside."
Duration
13 seconds
Views
78
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:06
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
Okay, say... say LeBron James, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Okay, say... say LeBron James,
Can he stay in the NBA, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:13
Can he stay in the NBA,
What does it actually mean to be equal? You know what I mean? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
What does it actually mean to be equal? You know what I mean...
Like, if women are actually equal to men, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Like, if women are actually equal to men,
You would just be good enough to play in the NBA with us. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
You would just be good enough to play in the NBA with us.
Or, here's another idea that's going to be very controversial, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Or, here's another idea that's going to be very co...
You know, ladies, I said it in my last special, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
You know, ladies, I said it in my last special,
But the way you're going about it is not going to work. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
But the way you're going about it is not going to work.
Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine
And it was his room. You read the story. He was masturbating in his own room. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And it was his room. You read the story. He was masturbating...
Then he said, "Hey, everybody, I'm gonna pull my dick out." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Then he said, "Hey, everybody, I'm gonna pull my d...
They all just kind of hung out, like, "I wonder if this guy is serious." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
They all just kind of hung out, like, "I wonder if this...
Have any women ever seen a guy that just came on his own stomach? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Have any women ever seen a guy that just came on his own sto...
This is the least threatening motherfucker the Earth has ever seen. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This is the least threatening motherfucker the Earth has eve...
He didn't do anything that you can call the police for. I dare you to try. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
He didn't do anything that you can call the police for....
I am... I am on the other line with comedian Louis C.K., - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:14
I am... I am on the other line with comedian Louis C.K.,
They ruined this nigga's life, and now he's coming back playing comedy clubs, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
They ruined this nigga's life, and now he's coming...
But eight states, including your state, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:13
But eight states, including your state,
I'll be real with you, and I know nobody gives a fuck what I think anyway. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I'll be real with you, and I know nobody gives a fuck w...
I'm not for it, but I'm not against it either. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I'm not for it, but I'm not against it either.