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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"Hey, what's going on, fellas?" Lady

"Hey, what's going on, fellas?" Lady

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"Hey, what's going on, fellas?"
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Lady.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:33
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight or whatever. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight or wh...
And they make him get in and sit between the B's and the T's. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
And they make him get in and sit between the B's and th...
I-I feel like they need to take some responsibility for my jokes. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I-I feel like they need to take some responsibility for my j...
'Cause I didn't come up with this idea on my own, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
'Cause I didn't come up with this idea on my own,
But they have to admit that's a fucking hilarious predicament. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
But they have to admit that's a fucking hilarious predi...
"Hey, everybody, I'm Chinese!" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:13
"Hey, everybody, I'm Chinese!"
Okay, say... say LeBron James, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Okay, say... say LeBron James,
Can he stay in the NBA, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:13
Can he stay in the NBA,
What does it actually mean to be equal? You know what I mean? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
What does it actually mean to be equal? You know what I mean...
Like, if women are actually equal to men, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Like, if women are actually equal to men,
You would just be good enough to play in the NBA with us. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
You would just be good enough to play in the NBA with us.
Or, here's another idea that's going to be very controversial, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Or, here's another idea that's going to be very co...
You know, ladies, I said it in my last special, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
You know, ladies, I said it in my last special,
But the way you're going about it is not going to work. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
But the way you're going about it is not going to work.
Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine
And it was his room. You read the story. He was masturbating in his own room. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And it was his room. You read the story. He was masturbating...
Then he said, "Hey, everybody, I'm gonna pull my dick out." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Then he said, "Hey, everybody, I'm gonna pull my d...
They all just kind of hung out, like, "I wonder if this guy is serious." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
They all just kind of hung out, like, "I wonder if this...
Have any women ever seen a guy that just came on his own stomach? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Have any women ever seen a guy that just came on his own sto...
This is the least threatening motherfucker the Earth has ever seen. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This is the least threatening motherfucker the Earth has eve...