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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I was telling my wifeabout how my shows were going, and I told her my trans jokes,and she...

I was telling my wife
about how my shows were going, and I told her my trans jokes,
and she was like, "Oh, I hate that joke." And you know why she hates the joke?
'Cause she's Asian

Full Transcript

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I was telling my wife about how my shows were going,
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and I told her my trans jokes, and she was like, "Oh, I hate that joke."
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And you know why she hates the joke? 'Cause she's Asian.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:18
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
But you know what I mean? I don't make that face at the house, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
But you know what I mean? I don't make that face at the...
She's like, "You need to stop doing that." And then, I tried to change the subject. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
She's like, "You need to stop doing that." An...
"Oh, how is school going, boys?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:12
"Oh, how is school going, boys?"
They have drills that they make kids do, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
They have drills that they make kids do,
I'd never heard of that before. I was like, "What the fuck?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
I'd never heard of that before. I was like, "What ...
If somebody comes to your school and wants to shoot it up, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
If somebody comes to your school and wants to shoot it up,
Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern,
Why would you have kids rehearse for some shit they have no control over? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Why would you have kids rehearse for some shit they have no ...
And while you're in there training 'em during these drills, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
And while you're in there training 'em during thes...
This nigga's in here listening and learning like the other kids. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This nigga's in here listening and learning like the ot...
All the parents is looking at each other crazy, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
All the parents is looking at each other crazy,
Is that if you're a white parent, the chances that it's you... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Is that if you're a white parent, the chances that it&#...
...it's exponentially higher than the rest of us. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
...it's exponentially higher than the rest of us.
I don't see any peaceful way - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I don't see any peaceful way
There's only one thing that's going to save this country from itself. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
There's only one thing that's going to save this c...
Same thing that always saves this country from itself, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Same thing that always saves this country from itself,
And I know the question that a lot of y'all have in your minds is, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And I know the question that a lot of y'all have in you...
Listen, no matter what they say or how they make you feel, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
Listen, no matter what they say or how they make you feel,
Every able-bodied African American - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Every able-bodied African American
And anyone that knows anything about Ohio knows that even the word "Ohio" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
And anyone that knows anything about Ohio knows that even th...