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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern, and don't try to save anybody, son.Do you...

Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern, and don't try to save anybody, son.
Do you understand me?"

Full Transcript

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Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern,
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and don't try to save anybody, son. Do you understand me?"
Duration
8 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:37
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
Why would you have kids rehearse for some shit they have no control over? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Why would you have kids rehearse for some shit they have no ...
And while you're in there training 'em during these drills, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
And while you're in there training 'em during thes...
This nigga's in here listening and learning like the other kids. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This nigga's in here listening and learning like the ot...
All the parents is looking at each other crazy, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
All the parents is looking at each other crazy,
Is that if you're a white parent, the chances that it's you... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Is that if you're a white parent, the chances that it&#...
...it's exponentially higher than the rest of us. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
...it's exponentially higher than the rest of us.
I don't see any peaceful way - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I don't see any peaceful way
There's only one thing that's going to save this country from itself. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
There's only one thing that's going to save this c...
Same thing that always saves this country from itself, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Same thing that always saves this country from itself,
And I know the question that a lot of y'all have in your minds is, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And I know the question that a lot of y'all have in you...
Listen, no matter what they say or how they make you feel, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
Listen, no matter what they say or how they make you feel,
Every able-bodied African American - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Every able-bodied African American
And anyone that knows anything about Ohio knows that even the word "Ohio" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
And anyone that knows anything about Ohio knows that even th...
It means, literally, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
It means, literally,
And I don't know what's going on down here, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:12
And I don't know what's going on down here,
I didn't know what I was looking at at first. I was driving, like, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I didn't know what I was looking at at first. I was dri...
Matter of fact, I was coming out of the nightclub - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
Matter of fact, I was coming out of the nightclub
And as soon as I open my car door, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
And as soon as I open my car door,
Please? I'll suck your dick for five dollars, man." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Please? I'll suck your dick for five dollars, man."...
These white folks look exactly like us during the crack epidemic. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
These white folks look exactly like us during the crack epid...