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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"Oh, how is school going, boys?" And my son's telling me, "Well,we didn't have school...

"Oh, how is school going, boys?" And my son's telling me, "Well,
we didn't have school today, technically." I'm like, "What... What's going on?" He said, "Well there was, like,
a school shooting drill." I never heard of this.
You know what this is?

Full Transcript

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"Oh, how is school going, boys?"
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And my son's telling me, "Well, we didn't have school today, technically."
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I'm like, "What... What's going on?"
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He said, "Well there was, like, a school shooting drill."
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I never heard of this. You know what this is?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:47
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
They have drills that they make kids do, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
They have drills that they make kids do,
I'd never heard of that before. I was like, "What the fuck?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
I'd never heard of that before. I was like, "What ...
If somebody comes to your school and wants to shoot it up, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
If somebody comes to your school and wants to shoot it up,
Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern,
Why would you have kids rehearse for some shit they have no control over? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Why would you have kids rehearse for some shit they have no ...
And while you're in there training 'em during these drills, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
And while you're in there training 'em during thes...
This nigga's in here listening and learning like the other kids. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This nigga's in here listening and learning like the ot...
All the parents is looking at each other crazy, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
All the parents is looking at each other crazy,
Is that if you're a white parent, the chances that it's you... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Is that if you're a white parent, the chances that it&#...
...it's exponentially higher than the rest of us. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
...it's exponentially higher than the rest of us.
I don't see any peaceful way - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I don't see any peaceful way
There's only one thing that's going to save this country from itself. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
There's only one thing that's going to save this c...
Same thing that always saves this country from itself, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Same thing that always saves this country from itself,
And I know the question that a lot of y'all have in your minds is, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And I know the question that a lot of y'all have in you...
Listen, no matter what they say or how they make you feel, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
Listen, no matter what they say or how they make you feel,
Every able-bodied African American - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Every able-bodied African American
And anyone that knows anything about Ohio knows that even the word "Ohio" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
And anyone that knows anything about Ohio knows that even th...
It means, literally, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
It means, literally,
And I don't know what's going on down here, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:12
And I don't know what's going on down here,
I didn't know what I was looking at at first. I was driving, like, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I didn't know what I was looking at at first. I was dri...