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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

On network television, they have a departmentthat's called Standards and Practices

On network television, they have a department
that's called Standards and Practices

Full Transcript

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On network television,
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they have a department that's called Standards and Practices.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
84
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:30
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
This is the department that tells you what you can and cannot say on television. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
This is the department that tells you what you can and canno...
And if you're doing your job well, you should never hear from 'em. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
And if you're doing your job well, you should never hea...
But if you're making Chappelle's Show, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
But if you're making Chappelle's Show,
I don't know why they're calling me, but I like the lady that runs the department. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I don't know why they're calling me, but I like th...
She's usually really fair - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
She's usually really fair
She tells me, "Oh, the sketches are great." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
She tells me, "Oh, the sketches are great."
"faggot" on our network. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
"faggot" on our network.
I said, "All right. Fuck it, I'll take it out. Have a good afternoon." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I said, "All right. Fuck it, I'll take it out. Hav...
Like, wh-why is it... why is it - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Like, wh-why is it... why is it
...but I can't say the word "faggot"?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:14
...but I can't say the word "faggot"?"
But, you see, what I didn't realize at the time - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
But, you see, what I didn't realize at the time
The rule is that no matter what you do in your artistic expression, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
The rule is that no matter what you do in your artistic expr...
Those people that took 20% of the alphabet for themselves. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Those people that took 20% of the alphabet for themselves.
I'd say the letters, but I don't want to conjure their anger. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I'd say the letters, but I don't want to conjure t...
I'm talking about them L's and them B's and them G's - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
I'm talking about them L's and them B's and t...
But the T's hate my fuckin' guts. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
But the T's hate my fuckin' guts.
I can't stop telling jokes about these niggas. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I can't stop telling jokes about these niggas.
I don't want to write these jokes, but I just can't stop! - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I don't want to write these jokes, but I just can'...
"LBGT, LBGT," and you think it's just one big movement. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
"LBGT, LBGT," and you think it's just one big...
All those letters are their own movement. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
All those letters are their own movement.