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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

So, which box do you want?" And he picked the one with the deer upand shook it

So, which box do you want?" And he picked the one with the deer up
and shook it

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So, which box do you want?"
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And he picked the one with the deer up and shook it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:50
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
I thought he was trying to trick me. I was like, "Do you have a box, uh, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
I thought he was trying to trick me. I was like, "Do yo...
But I didn't know that if you're defending your home with a shotgun, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
But I didn't know that if you're defending your ho...
It goes like this: there's six shots in a 12-gauge shotgun. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
It goes like this: there's six shots in a 12-gauge shot...
Bird shot, and then after that, gun's Jamaican. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Bird shot, and then after that, gun's Jamaican.
But you gotta picture it. Okay, like, say I'm in bed and I'm sleepin', - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
But you gotta picture it. Okay, like, say I'm in bed an...
"David. David, wake up!" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
"David. David, wake up!"
Look who's come around." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Look who's come around."
And she's says, "No, I hear somethin'." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
And she's says, "No, I hear somethin'."
Just lock the door behind me." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Just lock the door behind me."
Right there in the kitchen is a heroin-addicted white and... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Right there in the kitchen is a heroin-addicted white and...
"I work really hard for that change. I gotta do something." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
"I work really hard for that change. I gotta do somethi...
That click-clack sound will stop - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
That click-clack sound will stop
Hot BB's will permeate his yellow heroin skin. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Hot BB's will permeate his yellow heroin skin.
Remember, I'm not killing him, I'm just "peppering him up nice." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
Remember, I'm not killing him, I'm just "pepp...
While he's on the ground screaming, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
While he's on the ground screaming,
And then, if he got a friend with him, I got one more bird shot left. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And then, if he got a friend with him, I got one more bird s...
And I'll be in a kitchen full of dying heroin addicts, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And I'll be in a kitchen full of dying heroin addicts,
"You shot me, bro." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
"You shot me, bro."
It hurts. Ah." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
It hurts. Ah."
I'm just afraid of being attacked - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:17
I'm just afraid of being attacked