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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Then he said, "Hey, everybody,I'm gonna pull my dick out." Nobody ran for the dooror...

Then he said, "Hey, everybody,
I'm gonna pull my dick out." Nobody ran for the door
or nothing like that

Full Transcript

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Then he said, "Hey, everybody, I'm gonna pull my dick out."
00:00:03.336 --> 00:00:05.013
Nobody ran for the door or nothing like that.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:10
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
They all just kind of hung out, like, "I wonder if this guy is serious." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
They all just kind of hung out, like, "I wonder if this...
Have any women ever seen a guy that just came on his own stomach? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Have any women ever seen a guy that just came on his own sto...
This is the least threatening motherfucker the Earth has ever seen. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This is the least threatening motherfucker the Earth has eve...
He didn't do anything that you can call the police for. I dare you to try. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
He didn't do anything that you can call the police for....
I am... I am on the other line with comedian Louis C.K., - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:14
I am... I am on the other line with comedian Louis C.K.,
They ruined this nigga's life, and now he's coming back playing comedy clubs, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
They ruined this nigga's life, and now he's coming...
But eight states, including your state, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:13
But eight states, including your state,
I'll be real with you, and I know nobody gives a fuck what I think anyway. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I'll be real with you, and I know nobody gives a fuck w...
I'm not for it, but I'm not against it either. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I'm not for it, but I'm not against it either.
If you have a dick, you need to shut the fuck up on this one. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
If you have a dick, you need to shut the fuck up on this one...
The right to choose is their unequivocal right. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
The right to choose is their unequivocal right.
Not only do I believe they have the right to choose, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
Not only do I believe they have the right to choose,
...about how they exercise that right. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
...about how they exercise that right.
And ladies, to be fair to us, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:11
And ladies, to be fair to us,
If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon 'em. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon &#...
And if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
And if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong.
And meanwhile, while we're worrying about this other shit, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
And meanwhile, while we're worrying about this other sh...
They just killed another 12 people in a mass shooting in Virginia Beach. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
They just killed another 12 people in a mass shooting in Vir...
I had a $12,000 suit on, 'cause life's been going good. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I had a $12,000 suit on, 'cause life's been going ...
And my son saw me, and he was like, "Dad's home." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:13
And my son saw me, and he was like, "Dad's home.&q...