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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

?? They say 2000-zero-zero ♪ ♪ Party over, oops, out of time ♪ ♪ So, tonight I'm gonna...

�� They say 2000-zero-zero ♪ ♪ Party over, oops, out of time ♪ ♪ So, tonight I'm gonna party ♪ ♪ Like it's 1999 ♪ I knew a nigga in high school
that was an urban genius

Full Transcript

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♪ They say 2000-zero-zero ♪
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♪ Party over, oops, out of time ♪
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♪ So, tonight I'm gonna party ♪
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♪ Like it's 1999 ♪
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I knew a nigga in high school that was an urban genius.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
65
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:38
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
This motherfucker's grades was so good, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
This motherfucker's grades was so good,
From there, the motherfucker got himself - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
From there, the motherfucker got himself
And when he was in law school, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And when he was in law school,
I remember him telling me about it. He was home for Christmas, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I remember him telling me about it. He was home for Christma...
He married her while he was in law school, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
He married her while he was in law school,
And then, I just never saw him again for years, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
And then, I just never saw him again for years,
This motherfucker is 45 years old! - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This motherfucker is 45 years old!
We went out drinking that night just tryin' to catch up, and... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
We went out drinking that night just tryin' to catch up...
He said he's been living with his mother for, like, ten years, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
He said he's been living with his mother for, like, ten...
But that's not the point of the story. The point of the story is... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
But that's not the point of the story. The point of the...
No matter what it looks like from the outside, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
No matter what it looks like from the outside,
I have a great life, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I have a great life,
My shit's like an above ground pool. You ever seen one of them? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
My shit's like an above ground pool. You ever seen one ...
So, in that spirit, tonight I thought I'd start my show a little differently. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
So, in that spirit, tonight I thought I'd start my show...
Tonight I'm gonna do something - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Tonight I'm gonna do something
I want to see if you can guess who it is I'm doing an impression of. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I want to see if you can guess who it is I'm doing an i...
If you do anything wrong in your life, duh, and I find out about it, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
If you do anything wrong in your life, duh, and I find out a...
If I find out, you're fucking-duh-finished. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
If I find out, you're fucking-duh-finished.
That's why I don't be coming out doing comedy all the time, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
That's why I don't be coming out doing comedy all ...
Michael Jackson has been dead for ten years - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Michael Jackson has been dead for ten years