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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Uh, then I'm begging you, don't watch it

uh, then I'm begging you, don't watch it

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uh, then I'm begging you,
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don't watch it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
72
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:49
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
I felt like HBO was sticking baby dicks in my ears - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I felt like HBO was sticking baby dicks in my ears
Turns out, uh, Michael Jackson allegedly likes a long gander at the anus. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Turns out, uh, Michael Jackson allegedly likes a long gander...
I... I am what's known on the streets as a victim blamer. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I... I am what's known on the streets as a victim blame...
You know what I mean? If somebody come up to me like, "Dave, Dave, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
You know what I mean? If somebody come up to me like, "...
"Dave, Michael Jackson was molesting children." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
"Dave, Michael Jackson was molesting children."
I know more than half the people in this room - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I know more than half the people in this room
All we get is awkward Thanksgivings for the rest of our lives. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
All we get is awkward Thanksgivings for the rest of our live...
You know how good it must've felt to go to school the next day after that shit? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
You know how good it must've felt to go to school the n...
If I'm starting here, then sky's the limit!" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
If I'm starting here, then sky's the limit!"
I know it seems harsh, but, man, somebody's gotta teach these kids. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I know it seems harsh, but, man, somebody's gotta teach...
Because if Michael Jackson's out here doing all this molesting, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Because if Michael Jackson's out here doing all this mo...
Macaulay Culkin stated in an interview - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Macaulay Culkin stated in an interview
Macaulay Culkin's the first kid I'm fucking, I'll tell you that right now. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Macaulay Culkin's the first kid I'm fucking, I...
"Hey, that guy over there fucked the kid from Home Alone. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
"Hey, that guy over there fucked the kid from Home Alon...
♪ My mind's telling me, "No" ♪ - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
♪ My mind's telling me, "No" ♪
I mean, you know, if I'm a bettin' man, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:11
I mean, you know, if I'm a bettin' man,
You know, it was bad, okay, so a couple years ago, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
You know, it was bad, okay, so a couple years ago,
And I'm sitting backstage in my dressing room - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And I'm sitting backstage in my dressing room
Dream, uh, tells me, right before I'm going on stage, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Dream, uh, tells me, right before I'm going on stage,
"Would you like to be in it?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
"Would you like to be in it?"