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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"Would you like to be in it?" And I was like, "Nah, bitch, I'm cool."

"Would you like to be in it?" And I was like, "Nah, bitch, I'm cool."

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"Would you like to be in it?"
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And I was like, "Nah, bitch, I'm cool."
Duration
4 seconds
Views
122
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:49
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
I went onstage, I just forgot about the shit, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:11
I went onstage, I just forgot about the shit,
She said, "I asked Dave Chappelle to be in my documentary, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
She said, "I asked Dave Chappelle to be in my documenta...
But I'm gonna tell you guys why I wasn't in the documentary. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
But I'm gonna tell you guys why I wasn't in the do...
It's a very simple reason, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
It's a very simple reason,
The only reason that I didn't do it - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
The only reason that I didn't do it
I don't know this nigga at all! - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I don't know this nigga at all!
Can you believe that shit? This guy makes more sex tapes - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Can you believe that shit? This guy makes more sex tapes
The prosecutor in Chicago came out in a press conference - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
The prosecutor in Chicago came out in a press conference
Have you ever heard of such a thing? This nigga read the sex tape. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Have you ever heard of such a thing? This nigga read the sex...
And it was so bad that R. Kelly sounded guilty in the transcripts. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
And it was so bad that R. Kelly sounded guilty in the transc...
This motherfucker is an idiot. He was fuckin' her like, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:17
This motherfucker is an idiot. He was fuckin' her like,
36-year-old pussy I've ever had in my life." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:13
36-year-old pussy I've ever had in my life."
They gonna know you lying, though, you know what I mean. Everybody knows... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
They gonna know you lying, though, you know what I mean. Eve...
And if you at home watching this shit on Netflix, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And if you at home watching this shit on Netflix,
Can you imagine such a thing? Kevin Hart, let me tell you something. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Can you imagine such a thing? Kevin Hart, let me tell you so...
It was... It was Kevin Hart's dream to host the Oscars. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
It was... It was Kevin Hart's dream to host the Oscars.
And I remember when he told me, 'cause I was thinking to myself, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
And I remember when he told me, 'cause I was thinking t...
Against all the odds, Kevin became the most famous comedian - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
Against all the odds, Kevin became the most famous comedian
And I don't know what you know about Kevin, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And I don't know what you know about Kevin,
As close to perfect as anybody I've ever seen. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
As close to perfect as anybody I've ever seen.