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Because if Michael Jackson's out here doing all this molesting
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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Because if Michael Jackson's out heredoing all this molesting, then... then why not...

Because if Michael Jackson's out here
doing all this molesting, then... then why not Macaulay Culkin? Hmm?

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Because if Michael Jackson's out here doing all this molesting,
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then... then why not Macaulay Culkin? Hmm?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:11
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
Macaulay Culkin stated in an interview - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Macaulay Culkin stated in an interview
Macaulay Culkin's the first kid I'm fucking, I'll tell you that right now. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Macaulay Culkin's the first kid I'm fucking, I...
"Hey, that guy over there fucked the kid from Home Alone. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
"Hey, that guy over there fucked the kid from Home Alon...
♪ My mind's telling me, "No" ♪ - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
♪ My mind's telling me, "No" ♪
I mean, you know, if I'm a bettin' man, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:11
I mean, you know, if I'm a bettin' man,
You know, it was bad, okay, so a couple years ago, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
You know, it was bad, okay, so a couple years ago,
And I'm sitting backstage in my dressing room - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And I'm sitting backstage in my dressing room
Dream, uh, tells me, right before I'm going on stage, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Dream, uh, tells me, right before I'm going on stage,
"Would you like to be in it?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
"Would you like to be in it?"
I went onstage, I just forgot about the shit, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:11
I went onstage, I just forgot about the shit,
She said, "I asked Dave Chappelle to be in my documentary, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
She said, "I asked Dave Chappelle to be in my documenta...
But I'm gonna tell you guys why I wasn't in the documentary. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
But I'm gonna tell you guys why I wasn't in the do...
It's a very simple reason, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
It's a very simple reason,
The only reason that I didn't do it - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
The only reason that I didn't do it
I don't know this nigga at all! - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I don't know this nigga at all!
Can you believe that shit? This guy makes more sex tapes - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Can you believe that shit? This guy makes more sex tapes
The prosecutor in Chicago came out in a press conference - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
The prosecutor in Chicago came out in a press conference
Have you ever heard of such a thing? This nigga read the sex tape. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Have you ever heard of such a thing? This nigga read the sex...
And it was so bad that R. Kelly sounded guilty in the transcripts. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
And it was so bad that R. Kelly sounded guilty in the transc...
This motherfucker is an idiot. He was fuckin' her like, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:17
This motherfucker is an idiot. He was fuckin' her like,