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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

And I'm telling you right now, you're gonna havea lot of imperfect allies

And I'm telling you right now, you're gonna have
a lot of imperfect allies

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And I'm telling you right now,
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you're gonna have a lot of imperfect allies.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:07
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
I'll tell you what happened, but I can't say it directly. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
I'll tell you what happened, but I can't say it di...
There's a book - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
There's a book
Matthew's from France. He's white. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Matthew's from France. He's white.
And yet, he has an original copy of this book - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
And yet, he has an original copy of this book
He got the name Iceberg because he was in a bar in Chicago, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
He got the name Iceberg because he was in a bar in Chicago,
Pimps love shit like that. They said, "Man, you're ice cold." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
Pimps love shit like that. They said, "Man, you're...
This book is so heavy in the front - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
This book is so heavy in the front
For instance, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
For instance,
It means that pimps understand - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
It means that pimps understand
And a good pimp can look at a woman that he's never seen before and call it. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
And a good pimp can look at a woman that he's never see...
Why the fuck you think most of us work from nine to five? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Why the fuck you think most of us work from nine to five?
Iceberg Slim was the one that broke down what a bottom bitch was. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Iceberg Slim was the one that broke down what a bottom bitch...
It's your, uh-- it's your prostitute that's the best out of all of 'em, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
It's your, uh-- it's your prostitute that's t...
She's even a bitch that helps him keep the other bitches in line. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
She's even a bitch that helps him keep the other bitche...
If the pimp was McDonald's, then the bottom bitch is his French fries. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
If the pimp was McDonald's, then the bottom bitch is hi...
The rest of them bitches like fish sandwiches - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
The rest of them bitches like fish sandwiches
Iceberg Slim breaks down some of the coldest capitalist concepts - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
Iceberg Slim breaks down some of the coldest capitalist conc...
He describes in detail how these men break women - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
He describes in detail how these men break women
There's a story in here so cold, it makes me shudder to think about it. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
There's a story in here so cold, it makes me shudder to...
Iceberg Slim is trying to control the woman that he finds uncontrollable. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Iceberg Slim is trying to control the woman that he finds un...