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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

"And what are you gonna bring me?" "Your gun and your groundskeeper uniform." "That's...

"And what are you gonna bring me?" "Your gun and your groundskeeper uniform." "That's right." "I'll go outside and see what they want."

Full Transcript

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"And what are you gonna bring me?"
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"Your gun and your groundskeeper uniform."
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"That's right."
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"I'll go outside and see what they want."
Duration
11 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:01
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
I used to do shows for drug dealers that wanted to clean their money up. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I used to do shows for drug dealers that wanted to clean the...
One time I did a real good set, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
One time I did a real good set,
They gave me $25,000 in cash. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
They gave me $25,000 in cash.
I thanked them profusely, I put that money in my backpack, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
I thanked them profusely, I put that money in my backpack,
Because I'd never in my life had something that somebody else would want. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Because I'd never in my life had something that somebod...
I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ,
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said, "Put this in your backpack and take it to Brooklyn," - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said,...
Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes,
More now than ever, and I know there's some comedians in the back. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
More now than ever, and I know there's some comedians i...
Motherfucker, you have a responsibility to speak recklessly. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Motherfucker, you have a responsibility to speak recklessly.
Otherwise my kids may never know what reckless talk sounds like. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Otherwise my kids may never know what reckless talk sounds l...
I didn't come here to be right, I just came here to fuck around. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
I didn't come here to be right, I just came here to fuc...
Maybe these rapes aren't even the worst of it. Wouldn't that be something? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Maybe these rapes aren't even the worst of it. Wouldn&#...
You can go to the bathroom, Brooklyn, you don't need to hear this shit. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
You can go to the bathroom, Brooklyn, you don't need to...
He is. Just being big and black with that hairdo, nigga, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
He is. Just being big and black with that hairdo, nigga,
Sometimes I want to talk about where I went, but y'all don't want to know. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Sometimes I want to talk about where I went, but y'all ...
Well, you're not going to get "me too-ed." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Well, you're not going to get "me too-ed."
It's funny for a black dude to see white people go through this - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
It's funny for a black dude to see white people go thro...
All my heroes were either murdered by the government or... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
All my heroes were either murdered by the government or...
But they said that he did some very heinous things. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
But they said that he did some very heinous things.