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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

Because all his friends are reading it and he's jerking offand he's surprising people

Because all his friends are reading it and he's jerking off
and he's surprising people

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Because all his friends are reading it
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and he's jerking off and he's surprising people.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:36
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
I just picture all the comics in comedy just reading that like, "What?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I just picture all the comics in comedy just reading that li...
But at the same time, I mean, you know what I mean. I don't know. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
But at the same time, I mean, you know what I mean. I don�...
One lady said, "Louis CK masturbated in front of me, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
One lady said, "Louis CK masturbated in front of me,
That is a brittle-ass spirit. That shit is too much. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
That is a brittle-ass spirit. That shit is too much.
In this program, one of the many things they did - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
In this program, one of the many things they did
It's a loop button. That's why they've got all these fucking sex tapes - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
It's a loop button. That's why they've got al...
You think if Louis CK jerked off in front of Dr. King, he'd be like, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
You think if Louis CK jerked off in front of Dr. King, he�...
I'm sorry, but the freedom of black people must be stopped. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I'm sorry, but the freedom of black people must be stop...
I didn't know this nigga was going to pull this dick out and jerk off like this. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I didn't know this nigga was going to pull this dick ou...
Show business is just harder than that. Them women sounding like... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Show business is just harder than that. Them women sounding ...
I know it sounds fucked up. I'm not supposed to say that, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
I know it sounds fucked up. I'm not supposed to say tha...
How the fuck are you going to survive in show business - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
How the fuck are you going to survive in show business
I'm just saying, I'm held to a higher standard of accountability - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I'm just saying, I'm held to a higher standard of ...
And once they got here, they beat the humanity out of my people. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
And once they got here, they beat the humanity out of my peo...
They made us do their work, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
They made us do their work,
We fought in the Civil War. We damn near freed ourselves. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
We fought in the Civil War. We damn near freed ourselves.
But then the Black Codes came, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
But then the Black Codes came,
Lynchings, all kinds of terroristic acts to keep us in the margins of society. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Lynchings, all kinds of terroristic acts to keep us in the m...
Twenty years after Dr. King was assassinated, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
Twenty years after Dr. King was assassinated,
Took us 400 years to figure out as a people - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
Took us 400 years to figure out as a people