To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Because they know
Please log in to add to collections.
Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

Because they know that no matter how bad we black dudes are,white dudes are very mean

Because they know that no matter how bad we black dudes are,
white dudes are very mean

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.021
Because they know
00:00:02.071 --> 00:00:07.048
that no matter how bad we black dudes are, white dudes are very mean.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:56
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
I live amongst the tiki torch whites. Poor white people. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
I live amongst the tiki torch whites. Poor white people.
If it's ever pitchfork time, nigga, I'm in a lot of trouble. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
If it's ever pitchfork time, nigga, I'm in a lot o...
And nobody in my family believes me. I've been trying to tell the kids, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
And nobody in my family believes me. I've been trying t...
If tiki torch whites come outside, what are you guys supposed to do?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
If tiki torch whites come outside, what are you guys suppose...
"And what are you gonna bring me?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
"And what are you gonna bring me?"
I used to do shows for drug dealers that wanted to clean their money up. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I used to do shows for drug dealers that wanted to clean the...
One time I did a real good set, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
One time I did a real good set,
They gave me $25,000 in cash. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
They gave me $25,000 in cash.
I thanked them profusely, I put that money in my backpack, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
I thanked them profusely, I put that money in my backpack,
Because I'd never in my life had something that somebody else would want. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Because I'd never in my life had something that somebod...
I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ,
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said, "Put this in your backpack and take it to Brooklyn," - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said,...
Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes,
More now than ever, and I know there's some comedians in the back. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
More now than ever, and I know there's some comedians i...
Motherfucker, you have a responsibility to speak recklessly. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Motherfucker, you have a responsibility to speak recklessly.
Otherwise my kids may never know what reckless talk sounds like. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Otherwise my kids may never know what reckless talk sounds l...
I didn't come here to be right, I just came here to fuck around. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
I didn't come here to be right, I just came here to fuc...
Maybe these rapes aren't even the worst of it. Wouldn't that be something? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Maybe these rapes aren't even the worst of it. Wouldn&#...
You can go to the bathroom, Brooklyn, you don't need to hear this shit. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
You can go to the bathroom, Brooklyn, you don't need to...
He is. Just being big and black with that hairdo, nigga, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
He is. Just being big and black with that hairdo, nigga,