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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

But if I call him, I'm gonna owe these motherfuckersa big favor." "Oh, God, Daddy,...

But if I call him, I'm gonna owe these motherfuckers
a big favor." "Oh, God, Daddy, please.
I don't want to go to jail." "Neither do I, bitch, so you shut up." He picked up the phone

Full Transcript

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But if I call him,
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I'm gonna owe these motherfuckers a big favor."
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"Oh, God, Daddy, please. I don't want to go to jail."
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"Neither do I, bitch, so you shut up."
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He picked up the phone.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:38
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
He hung up the phone, and then she was pacing the room, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
He hung up the phone, and then she was pacing the room,
They walk upstairs, they roll that carpet out on the floor, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
They walk upstairs, they roll that carpet out on the floor,
They roll that motherfucker up like a burrito, they pick that shit up, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
They roll that motherfucker up like a burrito, they pick tha...
They come back up and Iceberg opens the briefcase again - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
They come back up and Iceberg opens the briefcase again
He says, "I'll get in touch with you guys later." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
He says, "I'll get in touch with you guys later.&q...
"Oh, God, Daddy. Oh, God." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
"Oh, God, Daddy. Oh, God."
We getting the fuck out of here. You go downstairs and you get the car. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
We getting the fuck out of here. You go downstairs and you g...
We gotta leave separately." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
We gotta leave separately."
Iceberg grabbed that briefcase, waited a few minutes, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
Iceberg grabbed that briefcase, waited a few minutes,
Oh, we did all this shit!" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:13
Oh, we did all this shit!"
I know I'm not going to tell, bitch, is you?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
I know I'm not going to tell, bitch, is you?"
I'm gonna need you to stay with me for a while till this shit cools down." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
I'm gonna need you to stay with me for a while till thi...
Okay." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Okay."
She was at for 498, she ended up tricking for Iceberg for another six months. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
She was at for 498, she ended up tricking for Iceberg for an...
And the cold shit about it is that the dead guy on the bed - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
And the cold shit about it is that the dead guy on the bed
This motherfucker was just a friend of Iceberg's acting like he's asleep. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
This motherfucker was just a friend of Iceberg's acting...
He was a motherfucking butcher that happened to have a white coat. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
He was a motherfucking butcher that happened to have a white...
And the dudes who came in the moving van clothes was dressed like movers - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
And the dudes who came in the moving van clothes was dressed...
That's the motherfucking capitalist manifesto, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
That's the motherfucking capitalist manifesto,