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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

"Dude gets sucked off by a midget." "Little person!" I say to myself

"Dude gets sucked off by a midget." "Little person!" I say to myself

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"Dude gets sucked off by a midget."
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"Little person!" I say to myself.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:01
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
Marginally groomed feminist enjoys consensual sex with... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Marginally groomed feminist enjoys consensual sex with...
Vaguely homosexual guy whose penis is the same color as mine." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
Vaguely homosexual guy whose penis is the same color as mine...
A lot of black dudes haven't been getting "me too-ed." I don't want to jinx myself. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
A lot of black dudes haven't been getting "me too-...
Obviously, black women go through the same thing, right? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Obviously, black women go through the same thing, right?
The reason is because black women - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
The reason is because black women
Because they know - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
Because they know
I live amongst the tiki torch whites. Poor white people. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
I live amongst the tiki torch whites. Poor white people.
If it's ever pitchfork time, nigga, I'm in a lot of trouble. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
If it's ever pitchfork time, nigga, I'm in a lot o...
And nobody in my family believes me. I've been trying to tell the kids, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
And nobody in my family believes me. I've been trying t...
If tiki torch whites come outside, what are you guys supposed to do?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
If tiki torch whites come outside, what are you guys suppose...
"And what are you gonna bring me?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
"And what are you gonna bring me?"
I used to do shows for drug dealers that wanted to clean their money up. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I used to do shows for drug dealers that wanted to clean the...
One time I did a real good set, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
One time I did a real good set,
They gave me $25,000 in cash. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
They gave me $25,000 in cash.
I thanked them profusely, I put that money in my backpack, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
I thanked them profusely, I put that money in my backpack,
Because I'd never in my life had something that somebody else would want. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Because I'd never in my life had something that somebod...
I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ,
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said, "Put this in your backpack and take it to Brooklyn," - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said,...
Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes,
More now than ever, and I know there's some comedians in the back. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
More now than ever, and I know there's some comedians i...