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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

"Hey, Harvey, I got your text.I'm here to talk about the script." "Seems like it's going...

"Hey, Harvey, I got your text.
I'm here to talk about the script." "Seems like it's going to be hard to read
in candlelight, but I guess I could try."

Full Transcript

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"Hey, Harvey, I got your text. I'm here to talk about the script."
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"Seems like it's going to be hard to read in candlelight, but I guess I could try."
Duration
10 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:08
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
Yo, my man, that is the most unprofessional shit I've ever seen. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Yo, my man, that is the most unprofessional shit I've e...
"Just let me finish, Dave Chappelle." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
"Just let me finish, Dave Chappelle."
"Hurry up, nigga. I have other meetings, you know." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:13
"Hurry up, nigga. I have other meetings, you know."...
I mean, it is really bad out here, isn't it? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I mean, it is really bad out here, isn't it?
Kevin Spacey is out here, grabbing men by the pussy. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Kevin Spacey is out here, grabbing men by the pussy.
He got the guy from Star Trek: The Next Generation. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
He got the guy from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
The last time. It sounded like he was more than that, but... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
The last time. It sounded like he was more than that, but...
He was 14-years-old. And Kevin Spacey accosted him at a party, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
He was 14-years-old. And Kevin Spacey accosted him at a part...
Never been to a good one that had 14-year-old boys in it. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Never been to a good one that had 14-year-old boys in it.
Who was the kicker with a bunch of Hubba Bubba chewing niggas like... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Who was the kicker with a bunch of Hubba Bubba chewing nigga...
Ironically, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Ironically,
"Yeah, he's one of me." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
"Yeah, he's one of me."
You know why I said that though? 'Cause I went to an arts high school. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
You know why I said that though? 'Cause I went to an ar...
And them gay dudes is way more mature than the rest of us. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
And them gay dudes is way more mature than the rest of us.
You be like, "What the fuck is that?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
You be like, "What the fuck is that?"
And we didn't realize these gay dudes were fighting - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
And we didn't realize these gay dudes were fighting
They were fearless, the gay kids. Fucking fearless. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
They were fearless, the gay kids. Fucking fearless.
You could be tied up in a hostage situation with a gay dude, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
You could be tied up in a hostage situation with a gay dude,
"I'm thirsty, David. I need something to drink." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
"I'm thirsty, David. I need something to drink.&qu...
All jokes aside, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
All jokes aside,