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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

"Hey, how was the weekend?" "Great, man.I was just jerking off in faces and cumming on my...

"Hey, how was the weekend?" "Great, man.
I was just jerking off in faces and cumming on my own stomach,
having a good time

Full Transcript

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"Hey, how was the weekend?"
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"Great, man. I was just jerking off in faces
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and cumming on my own stomach, having a good time.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:43
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
You know how this business is." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
You know how this business is."
They act like we sit around like Grease. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
They act like we sit around like Grease.
Louis's was the only-- I shouldn't say this but fuck it, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
Louis's was the only-- I shouldn't say this but fu...
Because all his friends are reading it - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Because all his friends are reading it
I just picture all the comics in comedy just reading that like, "What?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I just picture all the comics in comedy just reading that li...
But at the same time, I mean, you know what I mean. I don't know. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
But at the same time, I mean, you know what I mean. I don�...
One lady said, "Louis CK masturbated in front of me, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
One lady said, "Louis CK masturbated in front of me,
That is a brittle-ass spirit. That shit is too much. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
That is a brittle-ass spirit. That shit is too much.
In this program, one of the many things they did - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
In this program, one of the many things they did
It's a loop button. That's why they've got all these fucking sex tapes - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
It's a loop button. That's why they've got al...
You think if Louis CK jerked off in front of Dr. King, he'd be like, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
You think if Louis CK jerked off in front of Dr. King, he�...
I'm sorry, but the freedom of black people must be stopped. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I'm sorry, but the freedom of black people must be stop...
I didn't know this nigga was going to pull this dick out and jerk off like this. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I didn't know this nigga was going to pull this dick ou...
Show business is just harder than that. Them women sounding like... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Show business is just harder than that. Them women sounding ...
I know it sounds fucked up. I'm not supposed to say that, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
I know it sounds fucked up. I'm not supposed to say tha...
How the fuck are you going to survive in show business - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
How the fuck are you going to survive in show business
I'm just saying, I'm held to a higher standard of accountability - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I'm just saying, I'm held to a higher standard of ...
And once they got here, they beat the humanity out of my people. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
And once they got here, they beat the humanity out of my peo...
They made us do their work, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
They made us do their work,
We fought in the Civil War. We damn near freed ourselves. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
We fought in the Civil War. We damn near freed ourselves.