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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

I don't think Michael Jackson did any of those things they said he did

I don't think Michael Jackson did any of those things they said he did

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I don't think Michael Jackson
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did any of those things they said he did.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:31
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
Didn't look like he's trying to fuck kids, looked like he's trying to impress 'em. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Didn't look like he's trying to fuck kids, looked ...
This closet is filled with nothing but custom-made karate slippers. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
This closet is filled with nothing but custom-made karate sl...
What movie do you want to see? Home Alone? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
What movie do you want to see? Home Alone?
Come on, Macaulay. Act out Home Alone for my guest." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
Come on, Macaulay. Act out Home Alone for my guest."
All wrong I don't understand. What do you mean?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
All wrong I don't understand. What do you mean?"
You were gonna have us come over and give some wine cooler and... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
You were gonna have us come over and give some wine cooler a...
You know, suck our dicks." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
You know, suck our dicks."
Nobody trying to suck your dick, nigga. I was trying to show you a better life. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Nobody trying to suck your dick, nigga. I was trying to show...
Hollywood is no place for moral absolutism. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Hollywood is no place for moral absolutism.
We must never forget - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
We must never forget
And he also wrote "I Believe I Can Fly." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
And he also wrote "I Believe I Can Fly."
If I showed you that video of him peeing on that girl, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
If I showed you that video of him peeing on that girl,
♪ I used to think that I could not go on ♪ - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
♪ I used to think that I could not go on ♪
♪ If I can see it ♪ - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
♪ If I can see it ♪
I'm just trying to tell you what happened to me was not-- - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
I'm just trying to tell you what happened to me was not...
I don't know what you guys think happens when you quit a successful show. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I don't know what you guys think happens when you quit ...
I'll tell you what doesn't happen. They don't go, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
I'll tell you what doesn't happen. They don't...
For real, I had to watch it all go down without me. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
For real, I had to watch it all go down without me.
People would come up to me on the street, "Yo, nigga." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:12
People would come up to me on the street, "Yo, nigga.&q...
Never choose to be a hero, 'cause heroes die uncomfortable deaths. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
Never choose to be a hero, 'cause heroes die uncomforta...