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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ, if these motherfuckers knewhow much money I had in...

I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ, if these motherfuckers knew
how much money I had in this backpack, they'd kill me for it." Then I thought, "Holy shit

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I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ,
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if these motherfuckers knew how much money I had in this backpack,
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they'd kill me for it."
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Then I thought, "Holy shit.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:39
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said, "Put this in your backpack and take it to Brooklyn," - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said,...
Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes,
More now than ever, and I know there's some comedians in the back. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
More now than ever, and I know there's some comedians i...
Motherfucker, you have a responsibility to speak recklessly. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Motherfucker, you have a responsibility to speak recklessly.
Otherwise my kids may never know what reckless talk sounds like. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Otherwise my kids may never know what reckless talk sounds l...
I didn't come here to be right, I just came here to fuck around. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
I didn't come here to be right, I just came here to fuc...
Maybe these rapes aren't even the worst of it. Wouldn't that be something? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Maybe these rapes aren't even the worst of it. Wouldn&#...
You can go to the bathroom, Brooklyn, you don't need to hear this shit. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
You can go to the bathroom, Brooklyn, you don't need to...
He is. Just being big and black with that hairdo, nigga, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
He is. Just being big and black with that hairdo, nigga,
Sometimes I want to talk about where I went, but y'all don't want to know. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Sometimes I want to talk about where I went, but y'all ...
Well, you're not going to get "me too-ed." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Well, you're not going to get "me too-ed."
It's funny for a black dude to see white people go through this - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
It's funny for a black dude to see white people go thro...
All my heroes were either murdered by the government or... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
All my heroes were either murdered by the government or...
But they said that he did some very heinous things. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
But they said that he did some very heinous things.
They were talking all this shit Michael Jackson allegedly did, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
They were talking all this shit Michael Jackson allegedly di...
Well, the short of it is - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
Well, the short of it is
Exotic animals and Ferris wheels and merry-go-rounds and shit. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Exotic animals and Ferris wheels and merry-go-rounds and shi...
And the more they showed it, the more certain I was that... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
And the more they showed it, the more certain I was that...
I don't think Michael Jackson - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
I don't think Michael Jackson
Didn't look like he's trying to fuck kids, looked like he's trying to impress 'em. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Didn't look like he's trying to fuck kids, looked ...