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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

"I'm thirsty, David.I need something to drink." "Shh."

"I'm thirsty, David.
I need something to drink." "Shh."

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"I'm thirsty, David. I need something to drink."
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"Shh."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
113
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:10
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
All jokes aside, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
All jokes aside,
He was 14-years-old - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
He was 14-years-old
Jesus Christ, he must have been busting at the seams with that one. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Jesus Christ, he must have been busting at the seams with th...
The saddest part is, if he were able to carry that secret for six more months, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
The saddest part is, if he were able to carry that secret fo...
New York Times said that Louis CK - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
New York Times said that Louis CK
They didn't just say, "Jizz on the stomach." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
They didn't just say, "Jizz on the stomach."
"Louis CK's semen shot out like a volcano of misogyny, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:26
"Louis CK's semen shot out like a volcano of misog...
And you know the tough part of being a comedian is knowing the motherfuckers. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
And you know the tough part of being a comedian is knowing t...
Did you know what Louis was doing?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
Did you know what Louis was doing?"
"Hey, how was the weekend?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
"Hey, how was the weekend?"
You know how this business is." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
You know how this business is."
They act like we sit around like Grease. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
They act like we sit around like Grease.
Louis's was the only-- I shouldn't say this but fuck it, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
Louis's was the only-- I shouldn't say this but fu...
Because all his friends are reading it - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Because all his friends are reading it
I just picture all the comics in comedy just reading that like, "What?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I just picture all the comics in comedy just reading that li...
But at the same time, I mean, you know what I mean. I don't know. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
But at the same time, I mean, you know what I mean. I don�...
One lady said, "Louis CK masturbated in front of me, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
One lady said, "Louis CK masturbated in front of me,
That is a brittle-ass spirit. That shit is too much. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
That is a brittle-ass spirit. That shit is too much.
In this program, one of the many things they did - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
In this program, one of the many things they did
It's a loop button. That's why they've got all these fucking sex tapes - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
It's a loop button. That's why they've got al...