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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

"Is that OJ Simpson on the field?What the hell's he doing here?" "Oh, I know what he's...

"Is that OJ Simpson on the field?
What the hell's he doing here?" "Oh, I know what he's gonna do.
Stop him!"

Full Transcript

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"Is that OJ Simpson on the field? What the hell's he doing here?"
00:00:04.001 --> 00:00:06.047
"Oh, I know what he's gonna do. Stop him!"
Duration
6 seconds
Views
67
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:56
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
I don't mean to be disrespectful, because I know you're upset with what I said. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
I don't mean to be disrespectful, because I know you�...
Does anybody remember when I was missing from show business for 12 years? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Does anybody remember when I was missing from show business ...
A lot harder than walking away from Louis' freckled dick. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
A lot harder than walking away from Louis' freckled dic...
And yet, here I am tonight. Did my dream die? No. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
And yet, here I am tonight. Did my dream die? No.
On the way out the door I said, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
On the way out the door I said,
So really, you know, you're right, ladies. Congratulations. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
So really, you know, you're right, ladies. Congratulati...
One person that's uncomfortable-- - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
One person that's uncomfortable--
All you gotta do is wait for it to get kind of quiet and then go, "Eww." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
All you gotta do is wait for it to get kind of quiet and the...
But I just feel like - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
But I just feel like
I don't know if the-- - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
I don't know if the--
And that's good, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
And that's good,
Without irony, I'll say this. The cure for LA is in South Africa. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Without irony, I'll say this. The cure for LA is in Sou...
You motherfuckers need truth and reconciliation with one another. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
You motherfuckers need truth and reconciliation with one ano...
Because the end of apartheid should have been a fucking bloodbath - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
Because the end of apartheid should have been a fucking bloo...
The only reason it wasn't is because Desmond Tutu - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:14
The only reason it wasn't is because Desmond Tutu
They are victims, and the system itself must be tried, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:15
They are victims, and the system itself must be tried,
Ben Affleck tried to help. "What happened to these ladies is disgusting." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
Ben Affleck tried to help. "What happened to these ladi...
A nigga was like, "Dave, I'm going to the comedy club." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
A nigga was like, "Dave, I'm going to the comedy c...
And I didn't even know it was happening, but I guess I became like a feminist - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
And I didn't even know it was happening, but I guess I ...
Like, I watch it sometimes, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
Like, I watch it sometimes,