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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

Like, I watch it sometimes, but I can't-- I can't clickon these motherfucking thumbnails,...

Like, I watch it sometimes, but I can't-- I can't click
on these motherfucking thumbnails, not with those titles

Full Transcript

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Like, I watch it sometimes,
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but I can't-- I can't click on these motherfucking thumbnails,
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not with those titles.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:45
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
"Guy crams young girl in the ass with hard rod." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
"Guy crams young girl in the ass with hard rod."
"Dude gets sucked off by a midget." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
"Dude gets sucked off by a midget."
Marginally groomed feminist enjoys consensual sex with... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Marginally groomed feminist enjoys consensual sex with...
Vaguely homosexual guy whose penis is the same color as mine." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
Vaguely homosexual guy whose penis is the same color as mine...
A lot of black dudes haven't been getting "me too-ed." I don't want to jinx myself. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
A lot of black dudes haven't been getting "me too-...
Obviously, black women go through the same thing, right? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Obviously, black women go through the same thing, right?
The reason is because black women - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
The reason is because black women
Because they know - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
Because they know
I live amongst the tiki torch whites. Poor white people. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
I live amongst the tiki torch whites. Poor white people.
If it's ever pitchfork time, nigga, I'm in a lot of trouble. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
If it's ever pitchfork time, nigga, I'm in a lot o...
And nobody in my family believes me. I've been trying to tell the kids, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
And nobody in my family believes me. I've been trying t...
If tiki torch whites come outside, what are you guys supposed to do?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
If tiki torch whites come outside, what are you guys suppose...
"And what are you gonna bring me?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
"And what are you gonna bring me?"
I used to do shows for drug dealers that wanted to clean their money up. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
I used to do shows for drug dealers that wanted to clean the...
One time I did a real good set, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
One time I did a real good set,
They gave me $25,000 in cash. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
They gave me $25,000 in cash.
I thanked them profusely, I put that money in my backpack, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
I thanked them profusely, I put that money in my backpack,
Because I'd never in my life had something that somebody else would want. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Because I'd never in my life had something that somebod...
I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:11
I thought to myself, "Jesus Christ,
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said, "Put this in your backpack and take it to Brooklyn," - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
If them same drug dealers gave me a pussy and said,...