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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

She'll be so grateful that you fixed her, that she'll forgetyou were the motherfucker that...

She'll be so grateful that you fixed her, that she'll forget
you were the motherfucker that beat her in the first place." That's some cold shit

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She'll be so grateful that you fixed her,
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that she'll forget you were the motherfucker
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that beat her in the first place."
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That's some cold shit.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:46
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
And in the story, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
And in the story,
If she was good for 500 fucks, she was at for 498. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
If she was good for 500 fucks, she was at for 498.
She started saying all kinds of shit. "I always wanted to be in the circus." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
She started saying all kinds of shit. "I always wanted ...
It was hard to let a bottom bitch go, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
It was hard to let a bottom bitch go,
He said, "Look, bitch, you and I got to part ways." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
He said, "Look, bitch, you and I got to part ways."...
You do this for me, you get paid, I get paid, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:12
You do this for me, you get paid, I get paid,
But before you do, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
But before you do,
When he does, his briefcase on his bed, bring the briefcase to me. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
When he does, his briefcase on his bed, bring the briefcase ...
That's the trick, bitch. Can you handle it?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
That's the trick, bitch. Can you handle it?"
"If I never jerked off in her face, maybe she would've been in the circus now." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
"If I never jerked off in her face, maybe she would...
And she runs up the motel steps and disappears in room number seven. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
And she runs up the motel steps and disappears in room numbe...
Real long time. So long, in fact, that Iceberg got a little worried. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Real long time. So long, in fact, that Iceberg got a little ...
He says, "Where's the briefcase?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
He says, "Where's the briefcase?"
Something wrong, Daddy." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:14
Something wrong, Daddy."
So the two of them go to the motel, and they go into room number seven. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
So the two of them go to the motel, and they go into room nu...
And on the bed laying lifelessly - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
And on the bed laying lifelessly
What the fuck?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
What the fuck?"
And the doctor came in, gave the guy a thorough examination - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
And the doctor came in, gave the guy a thorough examination
"Slim, this motherfucker is dead." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
"Slim, this motherfucker is dead."
Oh, no. We killed him!" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Oh, no. We killed him!"