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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

"These niggers will have to standwhen they see me." And all the football players looked...

"These niggers will have to stand
when they see me." And all the football players looked up
in the stands and saw Mike Pence

Full Transcript

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"These niggers will have to stand when they see me."
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And all the football players looked up in the stands and saw Mike Pence.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:18
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
"Is that Mike Pence? Come on, y'all. Wu Tang bow." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
"Is that Mike Pence? Come on, y'all. Wu Tang bow.&...
Right when they sang the national anthem, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
Right when they sang the national anthem,
"Is that OJ Simpson on the field? What the hell's he doing here?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
"Is that OJ Simpson on the field? What the hell's ...
I don't mean to be disrespectful, because I know you're upset with what I said. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
I don't mean to be disrespectful, because I know you�...
Does anybody remember when I was missing from show business for 12 years? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Does anybody remember when I was missing from show business ...
A lot harder than walking away from Louis' freckled dick. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
A lot harder than walking away from Louis' freckled dic...
And yet, here I am tonight. Did my dream die? No. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
And yet, here I am tonight. Did my dream die? No.
On the way out the door I said, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
On the way out the door I said,
So really, you know, you're right, ladies. Congratulations. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
So really, you know, you're right, ladies. Congratulati...
One person that's uncomfortable-- - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
One person that's uncomfortable--
All you gotta do is wait for it to get kind of quiet and then go, "Eww." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
All you gotta do is wait for it to get kind of quiet and the...
But I just feel like - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
But I just feel like
I don't know if the-- - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
I don't know if the--
And that's good, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
And that's good,
Without irony, I'll say this. The cure for LA is in South Africa. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Without irony, I'll say this. The cure for LA is in Sou...
You motherfuckers need truth and reconciliation with one another. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
You motherfuckers need truth and reconciliation with one ano...
Because the end of apartheid should have been a fucking bloodbath - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
Because the end of apartheid should have been a fucking bloo...
The only reason it wasn't is because Desmond Tutu - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:14
The only reason it wasn't is because Desmond Tutu
They are victims, and the system itself must be tried, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:15
They are victims, and the system itself must be tried,
Ben Affleck tried to help. "What happened to these ladies is disgusting." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
Ben Affleck tried to help. "What happened to these ladi...