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Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

Well, you're not going to get "me too-ed." You know what I mean

Well, you're not going to get "me too-ed." You know what I mean

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Well, you're not going to get "me too-ed."
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You know what I mean.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:17
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.
It's funny for a black dude to see white people go through this - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
It's funny for a black dude to see white people go thro...
All my heroes were either murdered by the government or... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
All my heroes were either murdered by the government or...
But they said that he did some very heinous things. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
But they said that he did some very heinous things.
They were talking all this shit Michael Jackson allegedly did, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:09
They were talking all this shit Michael Jackson allegedly di...
Well, the short of it is - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
Well, the short of it is
Exotic animals and Ferris wheels and merry-go-rounds and shit. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Exotic animals and Ferris wheels and merry-go-rounds and shi...
And the more they showed it, the more certain I was that... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
And the more they showed it, the more certain I was that...
I don't think Michael Jackson - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
I don't think Michael Jackson
Didn't look like he's trying to fuck kids, looked like he's trying to impress 'em. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Didn't look like he's trying to fuck kids, looked ...
This closet is filled with nothing but custom-made karate slippers. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
This closet is filled with nothing but custom-made karate sl...
What movie do you want to see? Home Alone? - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:07
What movie do you want to see? Home Alone?
Come on, Macaulay. Act out Home Alone for my guest." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
Come on, Macaulay. Act out Home Alone for my guest."
All wrong I don't understand. What do you mean?" - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
All wrong I don't understand. What do you mean?"
You were gonna have us come over and give some wine cooler and... - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
You were gonna have us come over and give some wine cooler a...
You know, suck our dicks." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:10
You know, suck our dicks."
Nobody trying to suck your dick, nigga. I was trying to show you a better life. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
Nobody trying to suck your dick, nigga. I was trying to show...
Hollywood is no place for moral absolutism. - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:04
Hollywood is no place for moral absolutism.
We must never forget - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:05
We must never forget
And he also wrote "I Believe I Can Fly." - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:06
And he also wrote "I Believe I Can Fly."
If I showed you that video of him peeing on that girl, - Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation 00:08
If I showed you that video of him peeing on that girl,