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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.

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Stan Lathan

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Stan Lathan TV

Awards

Nominated for 2 Primetime Emmys. 6 nominations total

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81228510

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And clearly I said,
"This is what is happening." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And clearly I said, "This is what is happening."

[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

[audience laughs]

And the dude was shocked
that I said it. He said "Huh?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And the dude was shocked that I said it. He said "Huh?&...

"This fellow is gay." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

"This fellow is gay."

And now I was in trouble - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And now I was in trouble

He must have been 6' 5",
a big White corn-fed - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

He must have been 6' 5", a big White corn-fed

And he started barking on me,
but I stood my ground, I wasn't scared. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And he started barking on me, but I stood my ground, I wasn&...

I was ready and then - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I was ready and then

He picked up his phone
and he called the police. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

He picked up his phone and he called the police.

And this, this thing I am describing - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And this, this thing I am describing

Gay people are minorities,
until they need to be White again. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Gay people are minorities, until they need to be White again...

[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I'm telling you right now - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I'm telling you right now

'Cause a Black gay person knows,
when the police shows up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

'Cause a Black gay person knows, when the police shows ...

They don't show up like,
"Which one of you niggers is Clifford?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

They don't show up like, "Which one of you niggers...

Another time, about six years ago,
there was a lesbian woman - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Another time, about six years ago, there was a lesbian woman

Thank goodness, TMZ could see
right through the sham of that story. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Thank goodness, TMZ could see right through the sham of that...

This woman claimed
that I beat her up in a night club - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

This woman claimed that I beat her up in a night club

Thank God! TMZ didn't believe that - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Thank God! TMZ didn't believe that

[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

[audience laughs]

I came into the club
minding my own business - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I came into the club minding my own business

Benign talk, nothing to it.
And all of a sudden - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Benign talk, nothing to it. And all of a sudden

"Hey nigga, that's my girl!" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

"Hey nigga, that's my girl!"

She said, "I ain't backing up off shit,
nigga, that's my girl!" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

She said, "I ain't backing up off shit, nigga, tha...

And I said, "Oh my God, you are a
woman." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And I said, "Oh my God, you are a woman."

I said softly, sweetly,
like a pimp might say. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I said softly, sweetly, like a pimp might say.

[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

She dropped that foot back,
she was in a perfect southpaw stance. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

She dropped that foot back, she was in a perfect southpaw st...

Her shoulders were angled correctly, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Her shoulders were angled correctly,

This bitch boxes for real." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

This bitch boxes for real."

I had no choice, I had to go to
work. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I had no choice, I had to go to work.

I let that jab go,
you should have seen me go nigga. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I let that jab go, you should have seen me go nigga.

I tenderized them titties
like chicken cutlets. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets.

I whooped the toxic masculinity
out of that bitch. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I whooped the toxic masculinity out of that bitch.

Just trying to chill,
I'm just trying to live a peaceful life. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Just trying to chill, I'm just trying to live a peacefu...

That's why I live in Ohio,
you know, I live in a little town in Ohio. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

That's why I live in Ohio, you know, I live in a little...

Must be like 3700 people,
small hippie town. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Must be like 3700 people, small hippie town.

Culturally you might feel like,
like Ann Arbor to you. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Culturally you might feel like, like Ann Arbor to you.

[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And niggas always ask me like, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And niggas always ask me like,

Because Yellow Springs, Ohio
has the most beautiful women in the world. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Because Yellow Springs, Ohio has the most beautiful women in...

And a lot of people
might disagree with me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And a lot of people might disagree with me

If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs,
I would have called that shit "Strippies." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called...

And I would only hire girls
with long titties - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And I would only hire girls with long titties

I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in
that dirt and get up there - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in that dir...

Couple of years ago I was in Ohio,
at a shopping mall. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Couple of years ago I was in Ohio, at a shopping mall.

An old White lady-- This is true, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

An old White lady-- This is true,

Which sounds paranoid,
but I'm sure she was following me. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Which sounds paranoid, but I'm sure she was following m...

That just tell you like-- - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

That just tell you like--

I knew she was following me,
'cause she was at places - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I knew she was following me, 'cause she was at places

So, then after, I am shopping - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

So, then after, I am shopping

To be honest with you,
she probably wasn't even that old. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

To be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that ol...

But she was a White woman,
this bitch looked terrible. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

But she was a White woman, this bitch looked terrible.

I kept my cool, I was nice.
I said, "Hello, miss." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss."

Like you, hate women." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Like you, hate women."

And she said, "Well, I think--" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And she said, "Well, I think--"

Ain't nobody around here." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Ain't nobody around here."

And this is exactly what I said,
I said, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And this is exactly what I said, I said,

Did you buy a ticket to a concert
I did, I doubt that. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that.

Or, maybe you watched one of my specials
on Netflix. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Or, maybe you watched one of my specials on Netflix.

Or... Or... Did I follow you to your car
and do my act?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Or... Or... Did I follow you to your car and do my act?"...

And now I got to tell you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And now I got to tell you

People say things to me all the time - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

People say things to me all the time

And that one bothered me a lot,
I was driving home, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And that one bothered me a lot, I was driving home,

I Googled the dictionary definition of a
feminist - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I Googled the dictionary definition of a feminist

And do you know, sir, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And do you know, sir,

Webster's defines a feminist - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Webster's defines a feminist

I was shocked,
'cause that is what that meant - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I was shocked, 'cause that is what that meant

All these years,
I thought it meant frumpy dyke. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

All these years, I thought it meant frumpy dyke.

[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

[audience laughs]

I know, look, listen, I support the
feminist movement, I do - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I know, look, listen, I support the feminist movement, I do

Well, you guys did the women's march,
I tried to go and support you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Well, you guys did the women's march, I tried to go and...

I tried everything. "Come on y'all,
there's gonna be bitches there." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I tried everything. "Come on y'all, there's g...

Anj is a Black woman
who is a comedy writer and she's dope. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Anj is a Black woman who is a comedy writer and she's d...

A matter of fact,
a matter of fact, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

A matter of fact, a matter of fact,

[applause] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

She said, "I hope
those White bitches get tear gassed." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

She said, "I hope those White bitches get tear gassed.&...

There is a problem
in that feminist movement, isn't there? - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

There is a problem in that feminist movement, isn't the...

From its inception in America - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

From its inception in America

When Susan B. Anthony
was having that meeting - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

When Susan B. Anthony was having that meeting

All the White women
asked Sojourner Truth not to speak. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

All the White women asked Sojourner Truth not to speak.

They didn't conflate the issues
of women's rights and slavery. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

They didn't conflate the issues of women's rights ...

But you know how Black bitches are,
so Sojourner Truth went up there anyway. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

But you know how Black bitches are, so Sojourner Truth went ...

[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

She did a famous speech,
she said "Ain't I a woman?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

She did a famous speech, she said "Ain't I a woman...

I supported the "Me Too" movement,
but the whole time, the whole time - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I supported the "Me Too" movement, but the whole t...

[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

They were doing shit, like going to
the Golden Globes - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

They were doing shit, like going to the Golden Globes

And give these men
a piece of our minds." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And give these men a piece of our minds."

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As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Stan Lathan

Writer: Dave Chappelle

Production: Stan Lathan TV

Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 8.0

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 05 Oct 2021

Awards: Nominated for 2 Primetime Emmys. 6 nominations total

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81228510

Also watch: Theo Von: Regular People, Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American, Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones, Dave Chappelle: What's in a Name?, Together, Framing Britney Spears, Hell Night, Missing: The Lucie Blackman Case, Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation, Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer, The Funhouse, The Harder They Fall, Ricky Gervais: SuperNature, David Attenborough: A Life on Our Planet, Seaspiracy, Avalon High, South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, The Dig