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An old White lady-- This is true
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

An old White lady-- This is true, she was following mearound the mall

An old White lady-- This is true, she was following me
around the mall

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An old White lady-- This is true,
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she was following me around the mall.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:26
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
Which sounds paranoid, but I'm sure she was following me. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Which sounds paranoid, but I'm sure she was following m...
That just tell you like-- - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
That just tell you like--
I knew she was following me, 'cause she was at places - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
I knew she was following me, 'cause she was at places
So, then after, I am shopping - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
So, then after, I am shopping
To be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that old. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
To be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that ol...
But she was a White woman, this bitch looked terrible. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
But she was a White woman, this bitch looked terrible.
I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:18
I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss."
Like you, hate women." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:20
Like you, hate women."
And she said, "Well, I think--" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
And she said, "Well, I think--"
Ain't nobody around here." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Ain't nobody around here."
And this is exactly what I said, I said, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And this is exactly what I said, I said,
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that.
Or, maybe you watched one of my specials on Netflix. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Or, maybe you watched one of my specials on Netflix.
Or... Or... Did I follow you to your car and do my act?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:18
Or... Or... Did I follow you to your car and do my act?"...
And now I got to tell you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And now I got to tell you
People say things to me all the time - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
People say things to me all the time
And that one bothered me a lot, I was driving home, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
And that one bothered me a lot, I was driving home,
I Googled the dictionary definition of a feminist - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I Googled the dictionary definition of a feminist
And do you know, sir, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And do you know, sir,
Webster's defines a feminist - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
Webster's defines a feminist