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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And niggas always ask me like, "Dave, why do you livein that hippie town?" And I'd be...

And niggas always ask me like, "Dave, why do you live
in that hippie town?" And I'd be embarrassed
to tell 'em the truth

Full Transcript

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And niggas always ask me like,
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"Dave, why do you live in that hippie town?"
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And I'd be embarrassed to tell 'em the truth.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:12
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
Because Yellow Springs, Ohio has the most beautiful women in the world. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Because Yellow Springs, Ohio has the most beautiful women in...
And a lot of people might disagree with me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And a lot of people might disagree with me
If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called that shit "Strippies." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called...
And I would only hire girls with long titties - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And I would only hire girls with long titties
I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in that dirt and get up there - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in that dir...
Couple of years ago I was in Ohio, at a shopping mall. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Couple of years ago I was in Ohio, at a shopping mall.
An old White lady-- This is true, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
An old White lady-- This is true,
Which sounds paranoid, but I'm sure she was following me. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Which sounds paranoid, but I'm sure she was following m...
That just tell you like-- - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
That just tell you like--
I knew she was following me, 'cause she was at places - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
I knew she was following me, 'cause she was at places
So, then after, I am shopping - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
So, then after, I am shopping
To be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that old. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
To be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that ol...
But she was a White woman, this bitch looked terrible. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
But she was a White woman, this bitch looked terrible.
I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:18
I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss."
Like you, hate women." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:20
Like you, hate women."
And she said, "Well, I think--" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
And she said, "Well, I think--"
Ain't nobody around here." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Ain't nobody around here."
And this is exactly what I said, I said, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And this is exactly what I said, I said,
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that.
Or, maybe you watched one of my specials on Netflix. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Or, maybe you watched one of my specials on Netflix.