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And then she brings me on, and you know
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And then she brings me on,and you know, I was like a glass of waterafter a handful of salt

And then she brings me on,
and you know, I was like a glass of water
after a handful of salt

Full Transcript

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And then she brings me on, and you know,
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I was like a glass of water after a handful of salt.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:49
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
Any other comedian I've ever seen, if they had bombed as bad as she did, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Any other comedian I've ever seen, if they had bombed a...
Not only did she not leave, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Not only did she not leave,
You know, when a new comedian watches an experienced comedian - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
You know, when a new comedian watches an experienced comedia...
And I saw her show. Something bad happened to her. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
And I saw her show. Something bad happened to her.
So she starts talking to me, while I'm onstage - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
So she starts talking to me, while I'm onstage
And a guy in the back of the room stood up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
And a guy in the back of the room stood up
We didn't know who was a heckler or active shooter, and... - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
We didn't know who was a heckler or active shooter, and...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
[laughter]
The whole crowd kind of groaned, 'cause it was so like, mean. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
The whole crowd kind of groaned, 'cause it was so like,...
She said, "Sir, I don't have carpets - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
She said, "Sir, I don't have carpets
[applause] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
[applause]
She had made up for 45 minutes of a stinker of a show. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
She had made up for 45 minutes of a stinker of a show.
And I kept on rocking, and she kept on talking to me. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
And I kept on rocking, and she kept on talking to me.
And then the show became something cooler than a show. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And then the show became something cooler than a show.
It became like a conversation - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
It became like a conversation
All of them questions that you think about that you'd be afraid to ask, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
All of them questions that you think about that you'd b...
The crowd was falling out of their chairs - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
The crowd was falling out of their chairs
Like I'm something bigger than me, like I'm the whole world in a guy. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Like I'm something bigger than me, like I'm the wh...
Then she said, "I don't need you to understand me." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:17
Then she said, "I don't need you to understand me....
I said, "I believe you, bitch." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
I said, "I believe you, bitch."