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And then she stands shoulder to shoulder
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And then she standsshoulder to shoulder with me at the urinal, I'm gonna be like,"Bitch,...

And then she stands
shoulder to shoulder with me at the urinal, I'm gonna be like,
"Bitch, what's going on with you?" [laughter] And then she hikes her skirt up and she pulls a real live,
meaty dick out!

Full Transcript

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And then she stands shoulder to shoulder
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with me at the urinal, I'm gonna be like, "Bitch, what's going on with you?"
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[laughter]
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And then she hikes her skirt up
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and she pulls a real live, meaty dick out!
Duration
15 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:24
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
I would feel better if it was a man with a vagina - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I would feel better if it was a man with a vagina
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like, "That's funny." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like...
"Oh my God, he must be a Veteran, thank you for your service." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
"Oh my God, he must be a Veteran, thank you for your se...
I'm not indifferent to people's suffering 'cause I know it's hard to be everybody. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
I'm not indifferent to people's suffering 'ca...
We Blacks, we just got our first big holiday in a long time. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
We Blacks, we just got our first big holiday in a long time.
-[audience] Yes. -It commemorates - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
-[audience] Yes. -It commemorates
But remember, they were free when they found out. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
But remember, they were free when they found out.
You know, I learned something - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
You know, I learned something
And it's that there was a Black man who was in South Carolina - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
And it's that there was a Black man who was in South Ca...
And when his master granted him the freedom - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And when his master granted him the freedom
And he farmed this plot of land very successfully - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And he farmed this plot of land very successfully
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
Not only was he a slave owner, he became a slave breeder. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Not only was he a slave owner, he became a slave breeder.
And employed tactics that were so cruel - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
And employed tactics that were so cruel
He just wanted to be down, what a fuckin' tragedy. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
He just wanted to be down, what a fuckin' tragedy.
How can a person - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
How can a person
And shockingly, they're making a movie about him. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And shockingly, they're making a movie about him.
Ironically... it is called Space Jews. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Ironically... it is called Space Jews.
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
[audience laughs]