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And they would have went to the mailroom
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And they would have wentto the mailroom of one of these big agenciesand found a woman that...

And they would have went
to the mailroom of one of these big agencies
and found a woman that was bustin' her hump in there
and said, "If you want to talk to us then you have to talk to her." And if they did that, then she would be big,
and they would be big and nobody would get fed to
Harvey Weinstein

Full Transcript

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And they would have went to the mailroom
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of one of these big agencies and found a woman
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that was bustin' her hump in there and said, "If you want to talk to us
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then you have to talk to her."
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And if they did that,
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then she would be big, and they would be big
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and nobody would get fed to Harvey Weinstein.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:55
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
What I think, the feminist movement needs to be very successful... - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
What I think, the feminist movement needs to be very success...
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[audience laughs]
I will make sure that nobody harasses you or fucks with you on the job. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I will make sure that nobody harasses you or fucks with you ...
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[audience laughs]
Is there even such a thing as a woman or a man or anything? - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Is there even such a thing as a woman or a man or anything?
Now listen, women get mad at me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
Now listen, women get mad at me
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[laughter]
I be lookin' around the crowd, searching. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I be lookin' around the crowd, searching.
For knuckles and Adam's apples - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
For knuckles and Adam's apples
He said, "Careful, Dave, they after you." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
He said, "Careful, Dave, they after you."
Before I even say anything about that community - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Before I even say anything about that community
They said a person in North Carolina must use the restroom - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
They said a person in North Carolina must use the restroom
No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law.
No American should have to present a birth certificate - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
No American should have to present a birth certificate
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it,
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me,
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping with my family. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping ...
Now I should tell you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
Now I should tell you
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
[laughter]
And suddenly a woman - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And suddenly a woman