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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I walk in to the doc like,"Give me the third best option." I'll have what the...

[applause] I walk in to the doc like,
"Give me the third best option." [audience laughs] I'll have what the homeless
people are having

Full Transcript

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[applause]
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I walk in to the doc like, "Give me the third best option."
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[audience laughs]
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I'll have what the homeless people are having.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:28
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
And I know you probably heard on the news, I did get coronavirus. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
And I know you probably heard on the news, I did get coronav...
Like, okay first of all, when the doctor told me I had coronavirus - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
Like, okay first of all, when the doctor told me I had coron...
I felt dirty. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
I felt dirty.
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
[laughter]
'Cause I've been walking around Texas - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
'Cause I've been walking around Texas
Tipping niggas with cash. "Here, take this to your family." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Tipping niggas with cash. "Here, take this to your fami...
Just trying to get tonight's show together - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Just trying to get tonight's show together
Last time I can remember, feeling dirty like that, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Last time I can remember, feeling dirty like that,
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[laughter]
And it started making me nuts, 'cause I would just sit in the room - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And it started making me nuts, 'cause I would just sit ...
And I hate to say this, but there was a lot of videos - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And I hate to say this, but there was a lot of videos
I was stressed already because the whole time - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
I was stressed already because the whole time
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[laughter]
Look at me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Look at me
But I was stressed, 'cause I kept watching these videos of my beloved Black people - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
But I was stressed, 'cause I kept watching these videos...
And the whole time I watched those videos, this is fucked up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And the whole time I watched those videos, this is fucked up
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
[laughter]
I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs.
These UFOs keep coming to Earth - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
These UFOs keep coming to Earth