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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And now, we're right back to square one,aren't we?

[audience laughs] And now, we're right back to square one,
aren't we?

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[audience laughs]
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And now, we're right back to square one, aren't we?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:53
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
Is there even such a thing as a woman or a man or anything? - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Is there even such a thing as a woman or a man or anything?
Now listen, women get mad at me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
Now listen, women get mad at me
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[laughter]
I be lookin' around the crowd, searching. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I be lookin' around the crowd, searching.
For knuckles and Adam's apples - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
For knuckles and Adam's apples
He said, "Careful, Dave, they after you." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
He said, "Careful, Dave, they after you."
Before I even say anything about that community - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Before I even say anything about that community
They said a person in North Carolina must use the restroom - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
They said a person in North Carolina must use the restroom
No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law.
No American should have to present a birth certificate - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
No American should have to present a birth certificate
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it,
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me,
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping with my family. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping ...
Now I should tell you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
Now I should tell you
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
[laughter]
And suddenly a woman - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And suddenly a woman
And then she stands shoulder to shoulder - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:15
And then she stands shoulder to shoulder
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
I would feel better if it was a man with a vagina - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I would feel better if it was a man with a vagina
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like, "That's funny." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like...