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Before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving, and I'm in a totally different bar and this bar,...

before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving, and I'm in a totally different bar and this bar, trust me,
is not a nice place

Full Transcript

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before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving,
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and I'm in a totally different bar
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and this bar, trust me, is not a nice place.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:44
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
It's foul, it's one of those bars where the top shelf - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
It's foul, it's one of those bars where the top sh...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[laughter]
You know what I mean? Them White people, they believe in "Q" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
You know what I mean? Them White people, they believe in &qu...
[audience cheers] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[audience cheers]
I was in there one time, I was fucked up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
I was in there one time, I was fucked up
"Mr. Chappelle, are you sure about that?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
"Mr. Chappelle, are you sure about that?"
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
[laughter]
"Ooh! Ow! Yeow!" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
"Ooh! Ow! Yeow!"
I thought I was seeing things, I looked across the room - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
I thought I was seeing things, I looked across the room
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
This is very dangerous behavior." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
This is very dangerous behavior."
If they had a dick in their mouth, they wouldn't look any gayer - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
If they had a dick in their mouth, they wouldn't look a...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
[audience laughs]
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
[laughter]
Now, I walk right up to her, and I go - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
Now, I walk right up to her, and I go
And I cannot believe that someone - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And I cannot believe that someone
Welcome home." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
Welcome home."
A couple of more drinks and these fellows are gonna start - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
A couple of more drinks and these fellows are gonna start
She said "Thank you so much", and we shook hands - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
She said "Thank you so much", and we shook hands