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I didn't trip, I just gazed at Security
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I didn't trip, I just gazedat Security to look like, "Go on,get that bitch out of here." ...

I didn't trip, I just gazed
at Security to look like, "Go on,
get that bitch out of here." [audience laughs] I kept it moving

Full Transcript

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I didn't trip, I just gazed at Security
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to look like, "Go on, get that bitch out of here."
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[audience laughs]
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I kept it moving.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:07
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
The next day one of the gay papers wrote - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
The next day one of the gay papers wrote
Misquoted the jokes, and was calling me transphobic - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
Misquoted the jokes, and was calling me transphobic
My least favorite of which being, I hate this phrase - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
My least favorite of which being, I hate this phrase
And I am in a restaurant in Ohio, very nice restaurant. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
And I am in a restaurant in Ohio, very nice restaurant.
And to be honest, it is not a very nice restaurant, but - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
And to be honest, it is not a very nice restaurant, but
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
[laughter]
I'm sitting in the bar, I'm having a drink by myself - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I'm sitting in the bar, I'm having a drink by myse...
And she was alone, and she was older, and that made me feel sad, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And she was alone, and she was older, and that made me feel ...
So, I told the bartender, "Send that woman a drink on me." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
So, I told the bartender, "Send that woman a drink on m...
She wasn't mean, she was nice, but she just wanted to talk about shit - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
She wasn't mean, she was nice, but she just wanted to t...
She says, "My daughter is coming home for the holidays." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
She says, "My daughter is coming home for the holidays....
I guess her daughter got a new agent and she is out in Hollywood, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
I guess her daughter got a new agent and she is out in Holly...
Or what I do for a living - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
Or what I do for a living
And then she goes, "Would you like to see her picture?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
And then she goes, "Would you like to see her picture?&...
She is very beautiful." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
She is very beautiful."
"What did that face mean?" And then she goes, "She's transgender." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
"What did that face mean?" And then she goes, &quo...
I really resented that trap - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
I really resented that trap
I'd have just looked at the picture like, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I'd have just looked at the picture like,
Is your daughter a man?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Is your daughter a man?"
Before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving,