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I was in there one time, I was fucked up
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I was in there one time,I was fucked up and I turned aroundto everybody in the bar and go...

I was in there one time,
I was fucked up and I turned around
to everybody in the bar and go "Hey everybody, I am going to buy
everyone in the bar a round of drinks." And all the motherfuckers
was like, "Hurrah!" And the bartender knew I was drunk,
so she pulled me aside

Full Transcript

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I was in there one time, I was fucked up
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and I turned around to everybody in the bar
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and go "Hey everybody, I am going to buy everyone in the bar a round of drinks."
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And all the motherfuckers was like, "Hurrah!"
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And the bartender knew I was drunk, so she pulled me aside.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:23
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
"Mr. Chappelle, are you sure about that?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
"Mr. Chappelle, are you sure about that?"
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
[laughter]
"Ooh! Ow! Yeow!" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
"Ooh! Ow! Yeow!"
I thought I was seeing things, I looked across the room - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
I thought I was seeing things, I looked across the room
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
This is very dangerous behavior." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
This is very dangerous behavior."
If they had a dick in their mouth, they wouldn't look any gayer - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
If they had a dick in their mouth, they wouldn't look a...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
[audience laughs]
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
[laughter]
Now, I walk right up to her, and I go - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
Now, I walk right up to her, and I go
And I cannot believe that someone - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And I cannot believe that someone
Welcome home." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
Welcome home."
A couple of more drinks and these fellows are gonna start - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
A couple of more drinks and these fellows are gonna start
She said "Thank you so much", and we shook hands - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
She said "Thank you so much", and we shook hands
And she said, "Do you mind, not punching down on my people?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And she said, "Do you mind, not punching down on my peo...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
[laughter]
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[audience laughs]
"Let me tell you somethin'." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
"Let me tell you somethin'."
Ain't that weird? "My people this, my people that." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Ain't that weird? "My people this, my people that....