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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I kept my cool, I was nice.I said, "Hello, miss." And she didn't say anything back,all she...

I kept my cool, I was nice.
I said, "Hello, miss." And she didn't say anything back,
all she said was "I watch your comedy." I said "Oh-oh." And then she says,
this is true, she goes, "Sounds to me

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I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss."
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And she didn't say anything back, all she said was
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"I watch your comedy."
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I said "Oh-oh."
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And then she says, this is true, she goes,
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"Sounds to me...
Duration
18 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:37
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
Like you, hate women." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:20
Like you, hate women."
And she said, "Well, I think--" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
And she said, "Well, I think--"
Ain't nobody around here." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Ain't nobody around here."
And this is exactly what I said, I said, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And this is exactly what I said, I said,
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that.
Or, maybe you watched one of my specials on Netflix. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Or, maybe you watched one of my specials on Netflix.
Or... Or... Did I follow you to your car and do my act?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:18
Or... Or... Did I follow you to your car and do my act?"...
And now I got to tell you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And now I got to tell you
People say things to me all the time - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
People say things to me all the time
And that one bothered me a lot, I was driving home, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
And that one bothered me a lot, I was driving home,
I Googled the dictionary definition of a feminist - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I Googled the dictionary definition of a feminist
And do you know, sir, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And do you know, sir,
Webster's defines a feminist - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
Webster's defines a feminist
I was shocked, 'cause that is what that meant - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
I was shocked, 'cause that is what that meant
All these years, I thought it meant frumpy dyke. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
All these years, I thought it meant frumpy dyke.
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:15
[audience laughs]
I know, look, listen, I support the feminist movement, I do - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
I know, look, listen, I support the feminist movement, I do
Well, you guys did the women's march, I tried to go and support you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
Well, you guys did the women's march, I tried to go and...
I tried everything. "Come on y'all, there's gonna be bitches there." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
I tried everything. "Come on y'all, there's g...
Anj is a Black woman who is a comedy writer and she's dope. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Anj is a Black woman who is a comedy writer and she's d...