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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I had no choice, I had to go towork

I had no choice, I had to go to
work

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I had no choice, I had to go to work.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:16
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
I let that jab go, you should have seen me go nigga. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I let that jab go, you should have seen me go nigga.
I tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets.
I whooped the toxic masculinity out of that bitch. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I whooped the toxic masculinity out of that bitch.
Just trying to chill, I'm just trying to live a peaceful life. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Just trying to chill, I'm just trying to live a peacefu...
That's why I live in Ohio, you know, I live in a little town in Ohio. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
That's why I live in Ohio, you know, I live in a little...
Must be like 3700 people, small hippie town. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Must be like 3700 people, small hippie town.
Culturally you might feel like, like Ann Arbor to you. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Culturally you might feel like, like Ann Arbor to you.
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[laughter]
And niggas always ask me like, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And niggas always ask me like,
Because Yellow Springs, Ohio has the most beautiful women in the world. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Because Yellow Springs, Ohio has the most beautiful women in...
And a lot of people might disagree with me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And a lot of people might disagree with me
If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called that shit "Strippies." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called...
And I would only hire girls with long titties - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And I would only hire girls with long titties
I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in that dirt and get up there - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in that dir...
Couple of years ago I was in Ohio, at a shopping mall. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Couple of years ago I was in Ohio, at a shopping mall.
An old White lady-- This is true, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
An old White lady-- This is true,
Which sounds paranoid, but I'm sure she was following me. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Which sounds paranoid, but I'm sure she was following m...
That just tell you like-- - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
That just tell you like--
I knew she was following me, 'cause she was at places - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
I knew she was following me, 'cause she was at places
So, then after, I am shopping - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
So, then after, I am shopping