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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I would feel better if it was a manwith a vagina that backed upto the urinal next to me

I would feel better if it was a man
with a vagina that backed up
to the urinal next to me

Full Transcript

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I would feel better if it was a man with a vagina
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that backed up to the urinal next to me.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:00
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like, "That's funny." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like...
"Oh my God, he must be a Veteran, thank you for your service." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
"Oh my God, he must be a Veteran, thank you for your se...
I'm not indifferent to people's suffering 'cause I know it's hard to be everybody. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
I'm not indifferent to people's suffering 'ca...
We Blacks, we just got our first big holiday in a long time. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
We Blacks, we just got our first big holiday in a long time.
-[audience] Yes. -It commemorates - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
-[audience] Yes. -It commemorates
But remember, they were free when they found out. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
But remember, they were free when they found out.
You know, I learned something - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
You know, I learned something
And it's that there was a Black man who was in South Carolina - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
And it's that there was a Black man who was in South Ca...
And when his master granted him the freedom - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And when his master granted him the freedom
And he farmed this plot of land very successfully - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And he farmed this plot of land very successfully
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
Not only was he a slave owner, he became a slave breeder. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Not only was he a slave owner, he became a slave breeder.
And employed tactics that were so cruel - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
And employed tactics that were so cruel
He just wanted to be down, what a fuckin' tragedy. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
He just wanted to be down, what a fuckin' tragedy.
How can a person - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
How can a person
And shockingly, they're making a movie about him. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And shockingly, they're making a movie about him.
Ironically... it is called Space Jews. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Ironically... it is called Space Jews.
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
[audience laughs]
The point of that story is - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
The point of that story is
That was the construct of successful people - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
That was the construct of successful people