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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I'd have just looked at the picturelike, "Look at that big chiseled jawline,that big thick...

I'd have just looked at the picture
like, "Look at that big chiseled jawline,
that big thick Joe Rogan neck

Full Transcript

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I'd have just looked at the picture like,
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"Look at that big chiseled jawline, that big thick Joe Rogan neck.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:17
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
Is your daughter a man?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Is your daughter a man?"
Before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving,
It's foul, it's one of those bars where the top shelf - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
It's foul, it's one of those bars where the top sh...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[laughter]
You know what I mean? Them White people, they believe in "Q" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
You know what I mean? Them White people, they believe in &qu...
[audience cheers] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[audience cheers]
I was in there one time, I was fucked up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
I was in there one time, I was fucked up
"Mr. Chappelle, are you sure about that?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
"Mr. Chappelle, are you sure about that?"
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
[laughter]
"Ooh! Ow! Yeow!" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
"Ooh! Ow! Yeow!"
I thought I was seeing things, I looked across the room - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
I thought I was seeing things, I looked across the room
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
This is very dangerous behavior." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
This is very dangerous behavior."
If they had a dick in their mouth, they wouldn't look any gayer - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
If they had a dick in their mouth, they wouldn't look a...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
[audience laughs]
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
[laughter]
Now, I walk right up to her, and I go - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
Now, I walk right up to her, and I go
And I cannot believe that someone - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And I cannot believe that someone
Welcome home." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
Welcome home."