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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

If Martin Luther King was like, "I want everybodyto get up on them floats

If Martin Luther King was like, "I want everybody
to get up on them floats

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If Martin Luther King was like,
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"I want everybody to get up on them floats.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:21
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
I don't hate gay people at all, I respect the shit out of you. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I don't hate gay people at all, I respect the shit out ...
Those aren't the gays that I grew up with, I missed them old school gays, nigga. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Those aren't the gays that I grew up with, I missed the...
Them Stonewall niggas, them the ones that I respect. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Them Stonewall niggas, them the ones that I respect.
[audience cheers] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[audience cheers]
I respect that shit, I'm not even gay - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
I respect that shit, I'm not even gay
It's a hole in the wall, that gay contractors build. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
It's a hole in the wall, that gay contractors build.
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[audience laughs]
'Cause when they want to have some fun - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
'Cause when they want to have some fun
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
[laughter]
"I don't care if it is Black lips back there or White lips back there - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
"I don't care if it is Black lips back there or Wh...
I was in a bar in Austin, with my wife - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:21
I was in a bar in Austin, with my wife
Now I looked over the table that she came from, and I peeped game. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Now I looked over the table that she came from, and I peeped...
People will come over and try to rattle your cage - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
People will come over and try to rattle your cage
And clearly I said, "This is what is happening." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And clearly I said, "This is what is happening."
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[laughter]
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
[audience laughs]
And the dude was shocked that I said it. He said "Huh?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
And the dude was shocked that I said it. He said "Huh?&...
"This fellow is gay." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
"This fellow is gay."
And now I was in trouble - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And now I was in trouble
He must have been 6' 5", a big White corn-fed - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
He must have been 6' 5", a big White corn-fed