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I'm not saying it is not pussy, but that's like
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I'm not saying it is not pussy,but that's like Beyond Pussy or Impossible Pussy.You know...

I'm not saying it is not pussy,
but that's like Beyond Pussy or Impossible Pussy.
You know what I mean?

Full Transcript

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I'm not saying it is not pussy, but that's like
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Beyond Pussy or Impossible Pussy. You know what I mean?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:22
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
It tastes like pussy but that's not quite what it is, is it? - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
It tastes like pussy but that's not quite what it is, i...
Before I go, I want to share this story with you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Before I go, I want to share this story with you
I want your community to know that one of the coolest people I ever met - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
I want your community to know that one of the coolest people...
And this is not a man that I knew - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And this is not a man that I knew
Lived in San Francisco, Daphne Dwarman is the name. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Lived in San Francisco, Daphne Dwarman is the name.
I would do 18 shows in the Bay Area - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
I would do 18 shows in the Bay Area
And what it was, turns out - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And what it was, turns out
I could not dislike somebody that felt that way about me. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
I could not dislike somebody that felt that way about me.
And when I made that special Sticks and Stones - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And when I made that special Sticks and Stones
And I called her myself, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And I called her myself,
And I go, "I'm in San Francisco." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And I go, "I'm in San Francisco."
I'm just calling, because I'm doing a show and I need an opening act. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I'm just calling, because I'm doing a show and I n...
And I was wondering if you'd open the show?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
And I was wondering if you'd open the show?"
This was little to no experience - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
This was little to no experience
She's an amateur in stature, but - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
She's an amateur in stature, but
She showed up early, which is something I appreciate - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
She showed up early, which is something I appreciate
She was dressed to the motherfuckin' nines, I mean, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
She was dressed to the motherfuckin' nines, I mean,
Went up on the stage with all the swag of a professional comedian, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Went up on the stage with all the swag of a professional com...
[cheers] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[cheers]
And then she brings me on, and you know, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And then she brings me on, and you know,