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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I'm telling you right now a Black gay personwould have never done that to me

I'm telling you right now a Black gay person
would have never done that to me

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I'm telling you right now
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a Black gay person would have never done that to me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:25
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
'Cause a Black gay person knows, when the police shows up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
'Cause a Black gay person knows, when the police shows ...
They don't show up like, "Which one of you niggers is Clifford?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
They don't show up like, "Which one of you niggers...
Another time, about six years ago, there was a lesbian woman - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Another time, about six years ago, there was a lesbian woman
Thank goodness, TMZ could see right through the sham of that story. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Thank goodness, TMZ could see right through the sham of that...
This woman claimed that I beat her up in a night club - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
This woman claimed that I beat her up in a night club
Thank God! TMZ didn't believe that - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
Thank God! TMZ didn't believe that
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[audience laughs]
I came into the club minding my own business - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I came into the club minding my own business
Benign talk, nothing to it. And all of a sudden - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Benign talk, nothing to it. And all of a sudden
"Hey nigga, that's my girl!" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
"Hey nigga, that's my girl!"
She said, "I ain't backing up off shit, nigga, that's my girl!" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:18
She said, "I ain't backing up off shit, nigga, tha...
And I said, "Oh my God, you are a woman." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
And I said, "Oh my God, you are a woman."
I said softly, sweetly, like a pimp might say. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
I said softly, sweetly, like a pimp might say.
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
[laughter]
She dropped that foot back, she was in a perfect southpaw stance. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
She dropped that foot back, she was in a perfect southpaw st...
Her shoulders were angled correctly, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Her shoulders were angled correctly,
This bitch boxes for real." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
This bitch boxes for real."
I had no choice, I had to go to work. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I had no choice, I had to go to work.
I let that jab go, you should have seen me go nigga. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I let that jab go, you should have seen me go nigga.
I tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets.