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I'm the one that got off the bus
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I'm the one that got off the bus and left $50 millionon the bus and walked

I'm the one that got off the bus and left $50 million
on the bus and walked

Full Transcript

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I'm the one that got off the bus
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and left $50 million on the bus and walked.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
128
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:20
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
I just didn't agree with what they were doing about it. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
I just didn't agree with what they were doing about it.
Right. Right. No, it was annoying as fuck... - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Right. Right. No, it was annoying as fuck...
And they would have went to the mailroom - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:17
And they would have went to the mailroom
What I think, the feminist movement needs to be very successful... - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
What I think, the feminist movement needs to be very success...
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[audience laughs]
I will make sure that nobody harasses you or fucks with you on the job. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I will make sure that nobody harasses you or fucks with you ...
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[audience laughs]
Is there even such a thing as a woman or a man or anything? - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Is there even such a thing as a woman or a man or anything?
Now listen, women get mad at me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
Now listen, women get mad at me
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[laughter]
I be lookin' around the crowd, searching. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I be lookin' around the crowd, searching.
For knuckles and Adam's apples - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
For knuckles and Adam's apples
He said, "Careful, Dave, they after you." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
He said, "Careful, Dave, they after you."
Before I even say anything about that community - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Before I even say anything about that community
They said a person in North Carolina must use the restroom - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
They said a person in North Carolina must use the restroom
No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law.
No American should have to present a birth certificate - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
No American should have to present a birth certificate
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it,
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me,
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping with my family. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping ...