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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Just tryingto get tonight's show together so I hope you appreciate it 'cause a lot of...

Just trying
to get tonight's show together so I hope you appreciate it 'cause a lot of niggas died
for me to get this one off

Full Transcript

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Just trying to get tonight's show together
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so I hope you appreciate it
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'cause a lot of niggas died for me to get this one off.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:24
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
Last time I can remember, feeling dirty like that, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Last time I can remember, feeling dirty like that,
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[laughter]
And it started making me nuts, 'cause I would just sit in the room - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And it started making me nuts, 'cause I would just sit ...
And I hate to say this, but there was a lot of videos - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And I hate to say this, but there was a lot of videos
I was stressed already because the whole time - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
I was stressed already because the whole time
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[laughter]
Look at me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Look at me
But I was stressed, 'cause I kept watching these videos of my beloved Black people - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
But I was stressed, 'cause I kept watching these videos...
And the whole time I watched those videos, this is fucked up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And the whole time I watched those videos, this is fucked up
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
[laughter]
I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs.
These UFOs keep coming to Earth - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
These UFOs keep coming to Earth
In my movie idea - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
In my movie idea
That they are from an ancient civilization that achieved interstellar travel - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
That they are from an ancient civilization that achieved int...
Some other planet that they go to - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Some other planet that they go to
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
The book is designed to help parents, teach their children about racism - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
The book is designed to help parents, teach their children a...
The book is about a big, strong beautiful Black man - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
The book is about a big, strong beautiful Black man
So whenever this motherfucker calls to get a reservation at a restaurant, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
So whenever this motherfucker calls to get a reservation at ...