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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Picture Chili's

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Picture Chili's.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:09
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
I'm sitting in the bar, I'm having a drink by myself - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I'm sitting in the bar, I'm having a drink by myse...
And she was alone, and she was older, and that made me feel sad, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And she was alone, and she was older, and that made me feel ...
So, I told the bartender, "Send that woman a drink on me." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
So, I told the bartender, "Send that woman a drink on m...
She wasn't mean, she was nice, but she just wanted to talk about shit - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
She wasn't mean, she was nice, but she just wanted to t...
She says, "My daughter is coming home for the holidays." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
She says, "My daughter is coming home for the holidays....
I guess her daughter got a new agent and she is out in Hollywood, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
I guess her daughter got a new agent and she is out in Holly...
Or what I do for a living - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
Or what I do for a living
And then she goes, "Would you like to see her picture?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
And then she goes, "Would you like to see her picture?&...
She is very beautiful." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
She is very beautiful."
"What did that face mean?" And then she goes, "She's transgender." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
"What did that face mean?" And then she goes, &quo...
I really resented that trap - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
I really resented that trap
I'd have just looked at the picture like, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I'd have just looked at the picture like,
Is your daughter a man?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Is your daughter a man?"
Before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Before the Thursday that's Thanksgiving,
It's foul, it's one of those bars where the top shelf - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
It's foul, it's one of those bars where the top sh...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[laughter]
You know what I mean? Them White people, they believe in "Q" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
You know what I mean? Them White people, they believe in &qu...
[audience cheers] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[audience cheers]
I was in there one time, I was fucked up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
I was in there one time, I was fucked up
"Mr. Chappelle, are you sure about that?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
"Mr. Chappelle, are you sure about that?"