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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

You know what I mean?Bunch of hippies and shit like that

[laughter] You know what I mean?
Bunch of hippies and shit like that

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You know what I mean? Bunch of hippies and shit like that.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:04
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
And niggas always ask me like, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And niggas always ask me like,
Because Yellow Springs, Ohio has the most beautiful women in the world. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Because Yellow Springs, Ohio has the most beautiful women in...
And a lot of people might disagree with me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And a lot of people might disagree with me
If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called that shit "Strippies." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called...
And I would only hire girls with long titties - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And I would only hire girls with long titties
I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in that dirt and get up there - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in that dir...
Couple of years ago I was in Ohio, at a shopping mall. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Couple of years ago I was in Ohio, at a shopping mall.
An old White lady-- This is true, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
An old White lady-- This is true,
Which sounds paranoid, but I'm sure she was following me. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Which sounds paranoid, but I'm sure she was following m...
That just tell you like-- - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
That just tell you like--
I knew she was following me, 'cause she was at places - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
I knew she was following me, 'cause she was at places
So, then after, I am shopping - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
So, then after, I am shopping
To be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that old. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
To be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that ol...
But she was a White woman, this bitch looked terrible. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
But she was a White woman, this bitch looked terrible.
I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:18
I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss."
Like you, hate women." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:20
Like you, hate women."
And she said, "Well, I think--" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
And she said, "Well, I think--"
Ain't nobody around here." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Ain't nobody around here."
And this is exactly what I said, I said, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And this is exactly what I said, I said,
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that.